Hello, world! If you have stumbled upon this humble nook of the internet, there is a high chance that we know one another. Should we not, rest assured this can be rectified. 🙂

In any event, my name is Barbie.

You may be wondering…why iDigress? Why not an SEO savvy title, rich with sarcastic hilarity? Alternatively, why not an arbitrarily boring name-based URL?  It’s simple. Though I may spend my days developing advertising campaigns which are specifically targeted, my audience here is not. No, this is not an exercise in pomposity. This is merely a nook of the internet reserved for my digressions, or at least the ones I find fitting to publish in a more public means than on micro blogging or social networking avenues.