Hello, world! If you have stumbled upon this humble nook of the internet, there is a high chance that we know one another. Should we not, rest assured this can be rectified.
In any event, my name is Barbie.
You may be wondering…why iDigress? Why not an SEO savvy title, rich with sarcastic hilarity? Alternatively, why not an arbitrarily boring name-based URL? It’s simple. Though I may spend my days developing advertising campaigns which are specifically targeted, my audience here is not. No, this is not an exercise in pomposity. This is merely a nook of the internet reserved for my digressions, or at least the ones I find fitting to publish in a more public means than on micro blogging or social networking avenues.